I had bought a delightful Christmas scented candle, which although smelt of cinnamon, had very little other smells inside, a bit disappointing, like Christmas. Well.done those glade scientists for bottling so successfully it into a candle.
The wick had burnt out but there was still a wax load of wax left and being the money hungry / shrewd and careful bastard / short guy I am, I was determined to extract all the scent that I had purchased out. I threw in some matches and some nurofen instructions and set the zimmer alight!
Time came to put it out and despite the countless.hours.of fire safety training I have been forced to sit through I decided to chuck a glass of water on it.... BOOM the whole table was on fire. Zim ran into find Zim for help! He threw in the towel, but it was dry and then on fire! Zim ran to the toilet roll holding area and soaked the towel. It was cast onto the sweet fire and the flames were extinguished!
Unfortunately Zim had grabbed Zim's towel in haste and had to buy a New towel, the true cost on ignoring home fire safety is a navy blue bath towel from Tesco. A lesson I will never forget.
The title.of this blog is a lie, Zim turned up and we drank overpriced coffee before I could finish this
Currently listening to: The Strokes - Is This It
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